Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Reality Show August 22

Ok, damnit! I wasn't going to watch any reality shows this year. I was going to base my opinions solely on the performances but the message board sucked me with promises of Dilana backstabbing the other rawkers during the "press junket". Now, don't get me wrong. I don't dislike Dilana ~ I think she's an amazing performer ~ but I also think there's been too much sunshine & roses for her.

I'm writing this 2 weeks after the fact, I have only my notes to go on since my memory is a memory {hahahaha! I kill me!} so bear with me if this is disjointed. Wait, aren't all my posts disjointed? Well then, things are right on schedule.
-Lukas refuses to "dog" anyone during his interview. Commendable.
-Dilana is asked who isn't really set on the job, who's just here for the press? And she replies! Toby is one of these people, and Magni just wants to be with his family. Who didn't like the SuavePorn music? Storm & Ryan. Who shouldn't be here? Patrice. Who do you hate? Lukas ~ he has two personalities & daily she wants to strangle him.
-She also claims that they are all one big family now after living together for weeks. I think this is super-nice "family values" displayed on her part.

All three reporters at one point during the episode say to another rawker "Dilana says". So she wasn't just dishing to one, it was all of them. It wasn't just one trixie devious reporter fooling her into revealing her inner thoughts, it was all of them.

Oh, a teeny tiny personality conflict with Jaime White {Bitch-Troll from Hell} and Lukas. She tells him {after she's hit him with all the filth that Dilana slung} he's being a dick to her, and she can't imagine what it would be like to live in the house with him. He replies that he's not being a dick, but maybe she should kiss his. Well, it's what he wanted to say.

So, now we move on to the song selection portion of our evening's entertainment. Magni fights for Patrice to get an original, then plays guitar for Storm to practice her song with. He is either the nicest guy around, or the most devious.

Dilana & Toby fight over a Police song, & Toby makes her run around the pool nekkid for it ~ payback for her doing that to him last week. The funny thing is he doesn't want the song. One of them tell her she looks like a 12 year old boy with a wig.

While Dilana is rehearsing her falsetto for the song, Lukas mistakes her for a howling dog.

Ryan is even more obsessive than me! He actually was trying to "teach" Raphael {or Jim, I don't know who is who} guitar choreography for his original song. This makes me feel a little better about my OCD/control freak ways.

Unfortunately, I think I'll be watching more episodes because the fallout from the Dilana Verbal Diarrhea is going to be huge!

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